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Wow, some huge surprises in the 2nd round, as both Brian Harper and Shane Mack go down. It’s becoming clear that you people don’t appreciate a properly grown mustache. Well, it’s not your fault. You just weren’t raised right. Before we get to the final tallies from round 2, if you want to relive the first two rounds, you can click here and here for all the hairy goodness. Now, here are the final results from the latest voting:
#1 Ken Landreaux vs. #4 Alvaro Espinoza
Landreaux dominates like he’s in the middle of a 31 game hitting streak.
#3 Gary Ward vs. #2 Dan Ford
It must have been the soul patch.
#1 Gary Gaetti vs. #4 Tom Brunansky
In the closest race by far, The Rat sneaks by Bruno by just 3 votes.
#3 Juan Berenguer vs. #2 Jeff Reardon
Jeff Reardon 84.3%
Yet again, Berenguer yields the mound to Reardon.
#1 Brian Harper vs. #5 Rick Aguilera
Brian Harper’s mustache is apparently just as underrated as his role on the early-90s Twins. You guys know closers are overrated, right?
#3 Jack Morris vs. #2 Shane Mack
Speaking of over/underrated…apparently Jon Heyman told his BBWAA buddies all about this contest, because he had it all over the suave Shane Mack. Seriously, do you know how hard it is to maintain a mustache? Morris just let his run wild. That’s like taking credit for having the tallest grass in the neighborhood. Mow the lawn every now and then, you’re driving down property values!
21st Century Region
#1 Johan Santana vs. #4 Nick Blackburn
As it should be.
#3 Eddie Guardado vs. #2 Carl Pavano
This thrashing was entirely appropriate.
Now, on to the matchups for Round 3. Please review these truly elite eight examples of Twins Facial-Hair and vote below for your favorites:
#1 Ken Landreaux vs. #3 Gary Ward
Ken Landreaux wants to get high with you and listen to the Doors, man. Gary Ward, chillin'.
#1 Gary Gaetti vs. #2 Jeff Reardon
It's the classic mustache vs. beard match-up you've all been clamoring for! This may ultimately decide for all time which facial hair style is better.
#5 Rick Aguilera vs. #3 Jack Morris
Another beard versus mustach battle. These pictures make it look like Aggy's hanging out, waiting for Morris to get tired in Game 7.
21st Century Region
#1 Johan Santana vs. #2 Carl Pavano
Lefty-righty! Goatee-mustache! Strikeouts-grounders! This battle has it all!
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Thanks for voting everyone. And check back tomorrow as we narrow the field down to the Final Four of the Facial-Hair Face-Off!