Yesterday, The Common Man mused on his way home from work about the 1991 Twins, and their most mustachioed of men, Brian Harper and Shane Mack. And as he pondered the awesomeness of all that facial hair, The Common Man wondered, if their mustaches threw down and fought each other, which one would win? As much as he wanted to, The Common Man couldn't answer the question by himself, so he's turning to you readers.
#8 Ron Davis vs. #1 Ken Landreaux
Ron Davis grows a mustache as well as he closes baseball games. Ken Landreaux's mustache must have been as hard to sculpt as his name is to spell.
#4 Alvaro Espinoza vs. #5 Larry Hisle
The little gap in Espinoza's mustache always gets The Common Man. Hisle's mustache was straightforward. All business.
#6 Lyman Bostock vs. #3 Disco Dan Ford
A mustache cut short in the prime of youth for Lyman Bostock. Dan Ford's mustache is ready party.
#7 Ron Washington vs #2 Gary Ward
No, Ron Washington never did cocaine in the 1980s, why do you ask? Ward's mustache is as solid as Ford's, but he's got a nice soul patch too.
Now, take the poll below to determine who advances to the Sweet Sixteen, then click here to vote on the best facial hair from the 1987 World Series Champs.
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