By Mark Smith
My roommate and I were sitting around a week ago or so, and he asked, “If you were in the majors, what type of player would you be?” He didn’t mean it in a Road to the Show way in which you can choose your position, change your attributes, and cover your weaknesses. He meant it as a mental exercise in which you considered your physical and mental abilities and applied it to baseball. It was a fun exercise, but I didn’t really have anything to go off of because I didn’t have a list of what each position would need. Because I know you’ve definitely had this problem, I’ve put together the list for you. You can thank me later. On to the list …
My roommate and I were sitting around a week ago or so, and he asked, “If you were in the majors, what type of player would you be?” He didn’t mean it in a Road to the Show way in which you can choose your position, change your attributes, and cover your weaknesses. He meant it as a mental exercise in which you considered your physical and mental abilities and applied it to baseball. It was a fun exercise, but I didn’t really have anything to go off of because I didn’t have a list of what each position would need. Because I know you’ve definitely had this problem, I’ve put together the list for you. You can thank me later. On to the list …
Catcher: You’re a quirky individual. For the most part, you’re a great leader and very intelligent, but your insistence on calling the shots leads some to believe you’re a little stubborn. You’re also somewhat of a masochist and have a penchant for wearing costumes. This leads some to wonder about you, but they are willing to ignore it because of your importance to the team and the funny sayings you have that don’t make sense but kind of do once you think about it for a little bit. Physically, you’re about 6 feet tall and a little pudgy, and you have or will have chronic knee problems.
First Base: You’re a social butterfly and always willing to talk around the watercooler. While there’s really only one thing you’re good at, you’re really good at it, and you are handsomely paid to do it because that skill is really important to the company. Despite your large stature, you’re quite nimble and constantly surprise people with your dance skills.